Workplace Rights Champion Gifts

The state of labor in today's job market!

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

ASDA Redundancies

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

USA Slavery

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

Amazon Strike

Reforms to Employment Tribunals

"If you call in sick, a portion of your pay will be deducted to pay your temp."

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"Now, not only do they want their birthdays off but they want us to bake them a cake!"

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

Labor day has union written all over it!"