Workplace Reform Enthusiast Gifts

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Healthcare declaration

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Minimum wage.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Useless government guidelines

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

New Year Revolution

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

The future of the NHS

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

'He's worried that the 20% that changes is the only 20% he knows!'

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

President Cleveland's Inauguration, or the Funeral of Tammany Hall Corruption