Workplace Reform Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Healthcare declaration

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Sick

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Minimum wage.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Women Have To Choose

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

Useless government guidelines

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

New Year Revolution

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

iDeasy

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

The future of the NHS

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

'He's worried that the 20% that changes is the only 20% he knows!'

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'