Workplace Reform Advocate Pillows

"Don't forget his soul, we'll need his soul as well."

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

Sick

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Women Have To Choose

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

ASDA Redundancies

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?