Workplace Reform Initiative Pillows

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Sick

Hourglass Dumptruck

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Women Have To Choose

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"I have a system."

Workplace bullying.

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'The alpha male decided I need to go find another herd.'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"You haven't been terminated, just your paycheck."

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

'What choice did I have? It was either them or me.'

"...there's a right way and a wrong way to clear your desk!"

It's a Rubik's desk.

"All our phone sales staff are free range."