Workplace Reform Initiative Pillows

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Hourglass Dumptruck

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

"I have a system."

Workplace bullying.

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'The alpha male decided I need to go find another herd.'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

It's a Rubik's desk.

'What choice did I have? It was either them or me.'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

"You haven't been terminated, just your paycheck."

"...there's a right way and a wrong way to clear your desk!"

'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.