Work Week Reformer Pillows

Congress and the Four Day Week.

'I hate Mondays.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Sick

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Women Have To Choose

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Louis Antoine Jullien

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'I am trying to bring about change.'

Back to Work

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

Sunday Monday

Mondays...

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

'I'm concerned gentlemen. Very concerned!'

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

I was tagged and released for the weekend, too.

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

'Sir, can I talk to you? I'm a victim of bullying!'

While the boss is on holiday Harrison is evidently taking over for him.