Workplace Recognition Gifts

'Ben, we need a fresh perspective. We'd like you to keynote this year's management conference.'

'I've reviewed your performance, Henderson - and I think it's time we tossed you a bone.'

"Miss Gillian, can you take Mr. Robert's 'Employee of the Month' photo off the wall? And his paychecks will be coming to me for the next several months."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Loyalty Award

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

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"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

Penguin of the Month.

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Employee of the month...

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"At this time of year I think it's important to reach out to those in crisis."

"One of you I like. The other one, not so much."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'In your grievance you claim you've been exploited and unappreciated. You mean here, or when we're at home?'

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