Workplace Recognition Pillows

'Ben, we need a fresh perspective. We'd like you to keynote this year's management conference.'

'I've reviewed your performance, Henderson - and I think it's time we tossed you a bone.'

"Miss Gillian, can you take Mr. Robert's 'Employee of the Month' photo off the wall? And his paychecks will be coming to me for the next several months."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Loyalty Award

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

Penguin of the Month.

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Employee of the month...

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'I'll take that as a screwed up ball of paper bouncing off my head then?'

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

"Those are not buzz words."

"One of you I like. The other one, not so much."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Thank You to Vaccinators

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."