Workplace Mystic T-Shirts

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Team Leader

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Smoke and mirrors.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Inkwell Genie.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

'Inside healer'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

"Can't talk now - ping me, yeah?"

Fortune 500

"It's face painting Friday."

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

'Thanks for calling, Furgis. Your file was right at the top of my middle desk box.'