Workplace Iconoclast Gifts

Had enough of the box.

"They're comfortable."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

Wow. A corner office at last

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"By golly, if I can make it an enjoyable environment then it's no longer work, it's fun!..."

Self raising Lazarus.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

Bad Influence of TV

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'We're not really sure WHAT he does. He seems to just sit there and glow!'

"Cut a few thousand jobs here, boss, a few thousand jobs there, and they start to add up."

"You handled that boring, thankless job so well I've decided to give you another one."

'Can you believe it? A young punk like me laying off an old coot like you?'

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

'I'm starting to think this will be a year without any raises.'

Corporate Special Effects.

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

'Our aims may be high but our sights are low.'