Institution Iconoclast Gifts

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Bad Influence of TV

Self raising Lazarus.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Punks get old.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

'Dress code?'

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

'Outré!'

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

Sid & Nancy & Scott

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

"Done."

'Father, help me, I'm beginning to lose faith in child-abuse.'

'I was going to have a breast enlargement but you know how I like to be different.'

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'