Workplace Glam Seekers T-Shirts

'Botox.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Fred Astaire

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Kelly Mittendorf

How Gary got his groove back.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Modern day mirror.

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

Where Mom used to take you.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Red Carpet

Carla Bruni

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."