Workplace Glam Seekers Pillows

'Botox.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

How Gary got his groove back.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Modern day mirror.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

Red Carpet

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Where Mom used to take you.

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."