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"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Killer Executive Suits.

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

Casual Thursday

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Imagine there's no office...

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"I feel a draft."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.