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"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Killer Executive Suits.

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Corporate Image

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."