Workplace Disruptor Pillows

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Move, Gary."

Boardroom cream pies.

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Gun Control Rally

Broken since March

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'You're fired. The test results came back and you tested positive for crack.'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Man painting over a computer screen.

What If?

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

"So, any other ideas as to how we can be more disruptive?"

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'Would you kindly not trumpet and simply say 'aye'?'

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

The board meeting was quite dignified until somebody started a pie chart fight.

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

Elon Musk

"I've found concentrating on this forces work stresses to the back of my mind!"

A Uber world

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

'When you're finished laughing, perhaps you'll let me finish the joke.'

'The people can rest assured this committee is comprised of seasoned legislators...for the most part.'

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