Workplace Crush Gifts

'You're right, Paul, she doesn't even know you exist.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Love linked

'Yes, can I help you?'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

I think you're ace

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.