Workplace Crush Prints

'You're right, Paul, she doesn't even know you exist.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Cupid and Targets

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"She's just being Koi."

Love linked

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Asking out a palm reader.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

I think you're ace

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

National Boss Monument.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Yes, can I help you?'

Frog flirting.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'Your place or mine?'