Working Overtime Gifts

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Night-shift entrance

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Workaholics Building

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

Working Vacation.

"Dunhomin"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"