Working Late Gifts

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

Of course I'm really working late.

"Held up at work? You could have called."

3:00am door-to-door salesman

Long day at the office

"Last time I burned the midnight oil it triggered the fire alarm."

"What time do I pick you up?"

"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Dunhomin"

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

Working Vacation.

Night-shift entrance

"And this is why I don't like to work late."

I suppose you're wondering why I've called you in to the café at 3am, minion. Too tired to wonder, boss. It's come to my attention that you're underreporting your cash tips by a whopping average of 0.003%. And that's impacting me. The whole reason I'm allowed to pay you less than minimum wage ... is because tips are supposed to make up the difference. When tips fall short, I'm supposed to raise your pay. I think we can both agree that that's an absolutely unthinkable horror of biblical proportio

"Just when you think you have nothing more to give, you have to work until eight."

"Hey Frank, before you quit for the day can you go over these figures?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

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'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

This coffee can keep you up