Working Late Gifts

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

Of course I'm really working late.

"Held up at work? You could have called."

3:00am door-to-door salesman

Long day at the office

"Last time I burned the midnight oil it triggered the fire alarm."

"What time do I pick you up?"

"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Dunhomin"

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

Working Vacation.

Night-shift entrance

"And this is why I don't like to work late."

"Just when you think you have nothing more to give, you have to work until eight."

"Hey Frank, before you quit for the day can you go over these figures?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Caption Contest TK

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

This coffee can keep you up

Clock numbered 9 - 5 and Overtime

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."