Night Work Gifts

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

You're new on the night shift? Here are your two emergency numbers: 911 and dial-a-prayer.

'As a cemetery worker... I prefer working the 'graveyard' shift!'

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

"You see, mom...this is how John spends the day since he started working the nightshift!"

Graveyard Shift

Parliamentary night sitting.

"Would I be able to work nights?"

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

'Hello. You've reached the twenty-four hour toll-free hotline.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!