Night Shifts Gifts

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'So they switched your job to nights. Stop being so melodramatic.'

'Management is backing my idea for a 24 hour service.'

"Are you available for the graveyard shift, Mr Quigley?"

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

"What is the speed of dark?"

'One grande All-Nighter with room?!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Mouse shopping after hours

'As I get older, I need more and more coffee to get me through the night...'

'Sorry, the Doctor can't see you at midnight. He'll be in surgery....

Night-shift entrance

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"And this is why I don't like to work late."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

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'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

This coffee can keep you up

"My new day job is killing me."

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night