"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."
Night Shift Worker Gifts
Looking for a gift for a night shift worker? Our collection celebrates their dedication with humorous and thoughtful items that make those late hours a little more fun. From mugs to t-shirts, find a gift that shows you appreciate their hard work and all those sleepless nights.
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'
'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'
'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'
"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
'I won't be able to seize the day. I'm on night shift this week.'
"I'm the night shift foreman - you wanted to see me?"
You're new on the night shift? Here are your two emergency numbers: 911 and dial-a-prayer.
'So they switched your job to nights. Stop being so melodramatic.'
Night Washman Wanted.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"I'm not much of an early riser."
Graveyard Shifts
'Can you reset this rooster somehow? -- They transferred me to the night shift.'
"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."
"You see, mom...this is how John spends the day since he started working the nightshift!"
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"I see you've been put on nights AGAIN!"
'Can you reset this rooster somehow? -- They transferred me to the night shift.'
'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'
When I was a teenager I used to stay out all night chasing girls. Now I have to work all night supporting one!
Do not disturb. Night worker
"Are you available for the graveyard shift, Mr Quigley?"
"I'm getting too old to work the graveyard shift."
"What is the speed of dark?"
'Don't wait up for me, dear. I'm going to be working late tonight.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'I won't be home till April - They switched me to the night shift.'
Quiet! Night worker
"I want to know if you have nightcare. I work graveyard."
Down in the tube station at midnight.
"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."
"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."
Night Shift Worker Gifts Collection
Night Shift Worker Mugs
Looking for a mug that captures the spirit of night shift workers? Explore our collection of mugs designed to bring humor and warmth to their late hours.
Night Shift Worker Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that add personality and humor to any space, perfect for relaxing during or after night shifts.
Night Shift Worker Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that celebrate their dedication with style and humor, making every night shift a bit brighter.
Night Shift Worker T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for night shift workers that combines wit and comfort, making those late hours a little lighter and more fun.