Night Worker Gifts

'Quick! Get going! It's BOB already.'

"What do you mean, 'you'll be working late'? You work nights!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

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'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

This coffee can keep you up

"My new day job is killing me."

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

'Probably we will meet more often these days. Due to the crisis I am working overtime.'

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"What is the speed of dark?"