"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."
Staying Up Late Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s all about staying up late? Whether they thrive when the stars come out or are just notorious for their nocturnal habits, our selection offers witty and thoughtful items that capture their late-night spirit. From mugs perfect for midnight coffee to cozy pillows for night owls, discover unique ways to say you appreciate their love for the late hours.
"Henry is a night person."
"I'm gonna sleep later, eat more junk food and continue my unreasonable fascination with cool cars."
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'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'
Night-shift entrance
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."
"Dunhomin"
"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."
Working Vacation.
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
David Letterman
"Spare me the early bird lecture."
"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"
Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In
'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'
'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'
'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'
"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."
"Held up at work? You could have called."
Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.
"Back here in 30 minutes?"
Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.
'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'
'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
Of course I'm really working late.
"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."
Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!
"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."
'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'
Staying Up Late Gifts Collection
Staying Up Late Mugs
Love late nights? Discover a wide range of mugs perfect for coffee or tea for those who thrive after dark—click to see our selection!
Staying Up Late Pillows
Snuggle up with our staying up late pillows—ideal for late-night lounging or gifting someone who appreciates the quiet of the night.
Staying Up Late Prints
Explore our collection of prints that capture the spirit of those who enjoy the late hours—bring a taste of the night into your home or office.
Staying Up Late T-Shirts
Check out our staying up late t-shirts featuring witty and fun designs—perfect for night owls who want to wear their late-night love on their sleeve.