Working Adults Gifts

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

A Heart to Heart Talk

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."