Workaholic Humorist Gifts

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'You're wasting your time. I like my job, but I'll never love it.'

Death Of A Salesman.

...spend more time at the office and less on the golf course.

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"When did your shift start?"

"We call it the 'Dracula Syndrome', it's brought on by too many overnight work sessions."

Death Boss

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"First his cell phone died and then he died."

"We have a clear work life balance policy anyone who has a life needs more work."

Dining Al-desko

"I was married to my job for years, and now, all of a sudden, I'm paying ALIMONY to it!"

Kate and Kevin realised they shouldn't have crept out of the office after Christmas Eve drinks.

'I was married to my job, until it caught me moonlighting.'

'Could I get some more spreadsheets down here?' *hic*

'Johnson, you can't have a heart attack now. Williams is still out with his heart attack.'

'That's for me. I have call forwarding.'

staff turnover

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"Don't think of it as being laid off, think of it as a cure for your workaholicism."

'I heard you've been working so many hours you passed out for 20 minutes. For the record, you won't be paid for the time you didn't work.'

The Attorney at Home: "I only feel alive when the hours are billable."

You're here early, minion. I appreciate the dedication you're showing. Thanks, boss. I've adjusted your work schedule accordingly. What do you mean? There's no reason why you have to show up for work at 5 a.m. every day now that I know you're capable of showing up at 4 a.m. I also noticed you took only one bathroom break yesterday, so ... Very Bad Man.

I was married to my job and suddenly there was a love triangle.

Requiem for a Workaholic

"Our businesswoman's salad is served in a hollowed out Blackberry."

"Posthumously yours."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"