Work-related Gifting Gifts

"We need to think about raising your profile ..."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

The wife whisperer.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Say it with flowers

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa called but you were out!

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'