Work-related Gifting Gifts

"We need to think about raising your profile ..."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'They're dog roses!'

The wife whisperer.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Say it with flowers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Christmas Presents.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!