Gift For A Colleague Gifts

'At least he made eye contact this time.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Bureau of the Damned

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Anderson, we'd like to talk to you about your stand-offish attitude.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

'The good news is I don't have to work in a cubicle anymore. The bad news is...'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'I hate the job I'm lucky to have.

Laugh break

'...but I'm already working as slow as I can.'