Gift For A Colleague Gifts

'At least he made eye contact this time.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Bureau of the Damned

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Anderson, we'd like to talk to you about your stand-offish attitude.'

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

'The good news is I don't have to work in a cubicle anymore. The bad news is...'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Wares/Wears: 'Soft...Hard...Under.'

'I hate the job I'm lucky to have.

Laugh break