Work Productivity Advocate Gifts

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

Productivity as a goal

Beesy schedule.

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"This could've been an email."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.'

How to boost your work output...

Tunnel of Workaholics

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."