Work Productivity Gifts

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

How to boost your work output...

"To succeed around here, Crandall...at least pretend you're busy!"

'I have your recent appraisal here...it seems that after everything is said and done...there's more being said than done.'

"Just as I suspected. Our competitor has diabolically replaced our coffee with decaf. Get some regular coffee in them, ASAP!"

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Work Parfait

Overworked in the office

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'