'Hey Mum, what does 'Thirsty' mean?'
Wordsmith At Sea Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the Wordsmith at Sea? Our collection features clever, ocean-inspired designs that celebrate a love for words and the sea. Whether they’re a writer, poet, or just a maritime language enthusiast, find something that merges their passions beautifully. Our products make a charming and witty gift for anyone who adores creative expression coupled with the calming allure of the ocean.
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
Reading my Critics
Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.
"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."
"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."
"Swing me with your words."
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
Books vs mobile phones
Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.
Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...
"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"
"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."
Rudyard Kipling
Wussapalooka
Emily Dickinson
Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.
"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."
"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them
Monk Mistake
Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.
Best Seller 'Screw You'. Kiss the Author's Ass 2 PM.
"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"
Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.
'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'
"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"
Saul Bellow
Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!
Cliche Workshop, "Who wants to get the ball rolling?"
English major will work for food.
Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.
Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.
When English Majors have relationship problems.
'Camilo José Cela'
Frank and Ernest's Amended Sayings. "Everything comes to he who waits..." "But it will be used!"
Wordsmith At Sea Gifts Collection
Wordsmith At Sea Mugs
Explore our collection of nautical-themed mugs perfect for the Wordsmith at Sea—great for morning coffee or tea breaks filled with oceanic inspiration.
Wordsmith At Sea Pillows
Add a maritime touch to their home decor with pillows featuring clever, sea-inspired words and designs—ideal for the Wordsmith at Sea.
Wordsmith At Sea Prints
Decorate their space with unique prints that blend ocean motifs with literary humor, perfect for the Wordsmith at Sea and art lovers alike.
Wordsmith At Sea T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the Wordsmith at Sea with witty and maritime-inspired designs—wear your love for language and the ocean with pride.