Words Of Wisdom Pillows

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The Meaning of Life

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"More aphorisms, please!"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'