Woodstove Enthusiast Gifts

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Luthier

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

French suppers.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'Is the fire included?'