Woodland Tea Sipper Pillows

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

City Boy.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I brought cocoa."

Time for tea and friendship.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

The last song before the party exploded.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer