Herbal Tea Sippers Pillows

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Wall Street Journal"

New for Fall

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'You've Had Enough.'

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Where hard cider comes from.

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'There's nothing social in Social Security, all I can afford to do is stay home.'

Best. Gran. Ever.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

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