Woodland Tea Sipper Prints

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

City Boy.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Time for tea and friendship.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I brought cocoa."

The last song before the party exploded.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"