Wood Cabin Warrior Gifts

'The good news is you don't have termites. The bad news is you have beavers.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Paving over the window-box

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Bob's a tool belt."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Remedial Karate"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'