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"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Cat Tie

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

New Suit.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Absolutely not!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"