Western Wear T-Shirts

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Authentic Western Clothing - "Yes we have no Bandanas."

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

Cowboy Hat

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Cowgirl lipstick.

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

Mexican with Cowboy Boots

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."