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THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Red and Yellow dress

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bear Costume

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I was almost that last year."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Advocado

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

Tiger Costume

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Changing Room Decisions

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Bearded Leftie.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

That every day look.

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."