Women's Wear Gifts

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

New Suit.

"Absolutely not!"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'