Wobbly Wonderer Gifts

Ernie's Furniture. Ernie stands behind his furniture, but that's only so it won't tip over.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'But what is the universe for?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Little help?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Musical Pipe

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

The hummingbird's hum.

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

God's studio assistants

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Camelot Arms Fair

Don Quichotte's shadow

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'