Wobble Board Wonder Gifts

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Whittler's Mother.

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man building a tree house

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Sportknitting

"What an amazing view!"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Multitasking.

"That's the patent number."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

The wheel.

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Riding the first wheel - varooom!