Wobble Board Wonder Mugs

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Whittler's Mother.

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Man building a tree house

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Sportknitting

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"What an amazing view!"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

It's much easier on my knees.

Multitasking.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

"That's the patent number."

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

The wheel.

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."