Wobbly Wheel Enthusiasts Mugs

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

The Wheel of Life

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Off to work.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."