Wobbly Wheel Enthusiasts Prints

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

The Wheel of Life

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."