Wobbly Wonderer Mugs

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'But what is the universe for?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Little help?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Musical Pipe

The hummingbird's hum.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

God's studio assistants

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Camelot Arms Fair

Don Quichotte's shadow

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'