Wizardologist Pillows

"So you don't want to come along?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Nerd tryouts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Best Special Effects Award

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Spell Check

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."