Wizardologist Prints

"So you don't want to come along?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Nerd tryouts.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Emma Watson

Spell Check

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Best Special Effects Award

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."